The Maverick's Mind-Space

At the gates of heaven..

"Knock Knock!"

"Whoz there?"

"A man not dead."

"Why are you here?"

"That's the question all of us down there have! Now YOU tell me!"

"Huh! What do u want now?"

"Lemme in. I am tired of that place."

"But you haven't done enough good to be let into heaven!"

"Then let me in hell. I am sure its better than down there."

"But you haven't done enough sins to be allowed there!"

"What kind of sin should I have done?"

"Hmm...Dunno... Something like..a murder?"

BANG! BANG! BANG!

"There you go. Lemme in!"

-- The story of how God died.